Quotes 61 - 70

• "I was provided with additional input that was radically different from the truth. I assisted in furthering that version."
  --Colonel Oliver North, from his Iran-Contra testimony
• "We are sorry to announce that Mr. Albert Brown has been quite unwell, owing to his recent death, and is taking a short holiday to recover."
  --Parish Magazine
• "Men, I want you just thinking of one word all season. One word and one word only: Super Bowl."
  - -Bill Peterson, football coach
• "Be sure and put some of those neutrons on it."
  --Mike Smith, Baseball pitcher, ordering a salad at a restaurant
• "We are not without accomplishment. We have managed to distribute poverty equally."
  --Nguyen Co Thatch, Vietnamese foreign minister
• "The word "genius" isn't applicable in football. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein."
  --Joe Theisman, NFL football quarterback and sports analyst
• "Fiction writing is great. You can make up almost anything."
  --Ivana Trump, upon finishing her first novel
• "I've read about foreign policy and studied -- I know the number of continents."
  --George Wallace, 1968 presidential campaign
• "We don't necessarily discriminate. We simply exclude certain types of people."
  --Colonel Gerald Wellman, ROTC Instructor
• "The road of good intentions is paved with Hell."
  --Spencer Ante