Quotes 71 - 80

• "A day without sunshine is like, you know, night."
  -Anon
• "Traditionally, most of Australia's imports come from overseas."
  -Keppel Enderbery
• A verbal contract isn't worth the paper it's written on."
  --Samuel Goldwyn
• "The people in the Navy look on motherhood as being compatible with
  being a woman."
  --Rear Admiral James R. Hogg
• "Your food stamps will be stopped effective March 1992 because we
  received notice that you passed away. May God bless you. You may reapply if there is a change in your circumstances."
  --Department of Social Services, Greenville, South Carolina
• "We apologize for the error in last week's paper in which we stated that Mr. Arnold Dogbody was a defective in the police force. We meant, of course, that Mr. Dogbody is a detective in the police farce."
  --Correction Notice in the Ely Standard, a British newspaper
• "If somebody has a bad heart, they can plug this jack in at night as they go to bed and it will monitor their heart throughout the night. And the next morning, when they wake up dead, there'll be a record."
  --Mark S. Fowler, FCC Chairman
• "Antidotes are what you take to prevent dotes."
  --Anon
• "One of their children, Cain, once asked, 'Am I my brother's son?'"
  --Student Bloopers
• "Caution: Cape does not enable user to fly."
  --Batman Costume warning label