October 25, 2007

Murphy at Mass

Murphy showed up at Mass one Sunday and the priest almost fell down when he saw him. Murphy was not exactly known as the “church going type,” and to see him attending services was some-thing of a shock.

After Mass the priest caught Murphy and said, "Murphy, I am so glad you decided to come to Mass. What made you come?"

Murphy said, "I’ve got to be honest with ya Father. A while back I misplaced me hat and I really, really love that hat. Now, I know that McGlynn has a hat just like me hat, and I know that McGlynn comes to Mass every Sunday.”

“I also know that McGlynn has to take off his hat during Mass and I figured he would leave it in the back of church. So, I was going to leave after Communion and steal McGlynn's hat," Murphy confessed.

The priest said, "Well, Murphy, I notice that you didn't steal McGlynn's hat. What changed your mind?"

Murphy said, "Well Father, after hearin’ your sermon on the 10 commandments, I decided that I didn't need to steal McGlynn's hat."

The priest gave Murphy a big smile and said, "After I talked about 'Thou Shalt Not Steal' you decided you would rather do without your hat than burn in Hell, right?"

Murphy shook his head and said, "No, Father. After you talked about 'Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery', I remembered where I left me hat."

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