Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to
make their days interesting.
Well, for example, the other day Lucy and I went into town and
went into a shop. We were only in there for about 5 minutes. When
we came out, there was a cop writing out a parking ticket. We went
up to him and said, "Come on man, how about giving a senior citizen
a break?"
He ignored us and continued writing the ticket. I called him a
Dumbass.
He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having
worn tires.
So Lucy called him a shithead.
He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with
the first. Then he started writing a third ticket.
This went on for about 20 minutes. The more we abused him, the
more tickets he wrote. Personally, we didn't care. We came into town
by bus. We try to have a little fun each day now that we're retired.
It's important at our age.
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