One Liners 101-110

• Why do you press harder on a remote-control when you know the battery is dead?
• Since Americans throw rice at weddings, do Orientals throw hamburgers?
• Why are they called apartments, when they're all stuck together?
• Why do people without a watch look at their wrist when you ask them what time it is?
• Why do banks charge you an "insufficient funds fee" on money they already know you don't have?
• Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?
• If most car accidents occur within five miles of home, why doesn't everyone just move 10 miles away?
• Success always occurs in private, and failure in full view.
• To succeed in politics, it is often necessary to rise above your principles.
• Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines