One Liners 91-100

• What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite.
• What do you get when you cross an elephant and a skin doctor? A pachydermat ologist
• What has four legs, is big, green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree would kill you? A pool table.
• What is a zebra? 26 sizes larger than an "A" bra.
• What kind of coffee was served on the Titanic? Sanka. and what kind of lettuce? Iceberg.
• What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches? A nervous wreck.
• What's the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer? The taste.
• What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Anyone can roast beef.
• Where do you find a no legged dog? Right where you left him.
• Where do you get virgin wool from? Ugly sheep.