- How does a spoiled rich girl change a lightbulb? She says, "Daddy, I want a new apartment."
- What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall? "Dam".
- What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long? Polaroids.
- What do prisoners use to call each other? Cell phones.
- What do the letters D.N.A. stand for? National Dyslexics Association.
- What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick.
- What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho Cheese.
- What do you call Santa's helpers? Subordinate Clauses.
- What do you call four bull fighters in quicksand? Quatro sinko.
- What do you get from a pampered cow? Spoiled milk.
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