October 22, 2007

One Liners 111-120

  • How does a spoiled rich girl change a lightbulb? She says, "Daddy, I want a new apartment."
  • What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall? "Dam".
  • What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long? Polaroids.
  • What do prisoners use to call each other? Cell phones.
  • What do the letters D.N.A. stand for? National Dyslexics Association.
  • What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick.
  • What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho Cheese.
  • What do you call Santa's helpers? Subordinate Clauses.
  • What do you call four bull fighters in quicksand? Quatro sinko.
  • What do you get from a pampered cow? Spoiled milk.

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