One Liners 121-130

• A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk I have a work station...
• Can atheists get insurance for acts of God?
• If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it FedUP?
• Does fuzzy logic tickle?
• If they arrested the Energizer Bunny, would they charge it with battery?
• If a tin whistle is made out of tin, then what, exactly, is a fog horn made out of?
• If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with, "Quit while you're ahead"?
• Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?
• What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?
• If it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?