- If work is so terrific, how come they have to pay you to do it?
- If you ate pasta and antipasta, would you still be hungry?
- If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
- Is a castrated pig disgruntled?
- Why are hemorrhoids called "hemorrhoids" instead of "asteroids"?
- Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them?
- Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song?
- What happens when none of your bees wax?
- Where are we going? And what's with this hand basket?
- If the black box flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of the stuff?
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