October 22, 2007

One Liners 141-150

  • Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how it remains so popular?
  • If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
  • Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to?
  • Does the Little Mermaid wear an algebra?
  • How do I set my laser printer on stun?
  • How is it possible to have a civil war?
  • If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?
  • If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
  • If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too?
  • If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2?
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