One Liners 171-180

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research

No one is listening until you make a mistake.

He who hesitates is probably right.

The ideal resume will turn up one day after the position is filled.

If something is confidential, it will be left in the copier machine.

One child is not enough, but two children are far too many.

A clean tie attracts the soup of the day.

The bag that breaks is the one with the eggs.

When there are sufficient funds in the checking account, checks take two weeks to clear. When there are insufficient funds, checks clear overnight.

The book you spent $20.95 for today will come out in paperback tomorrow.