One Liners 181-190

• If you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?
• Who is General Failure and why is he reading my hard disk?
• What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
• How do you tell when you run out of invisible ink?
• Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
• OK, so what's the speed of dark?
• Black holes are where God divided by zero.
• Indecision is the key to flexibility.
• There is always one more son-of-a-bitch than you counted on.
• If you find something you like, buy a lifetime supply, because they will stop making it.