A man gets to his plane seat, and is surprised to find a parrot strapped into the seat next to him. Once in the air, the stewardess comes around, and the man asks her for a coffee, whereupon the parrot squawks, "Get me a whiskey, bitch."
The stewardess, somewhat flustered, brings an whiskey to the parrot, but forgets the coffee. When the man points this out to her, the parrot immediately drains its glass and yells, "Get me another whiskey, bitch."
Quite upset, the stewardess, shaking, returns shortly with a whiskey for the parrot, but still no coffee.
Unaccustomed to such slackness, the man decides to try the parrot's approach.
"I've asked you twice for a coffee, bitch, now go and get it!"
In a couple of seconds, two burly stewards grab both him and the parrot, take them to the emergency exit and throw them out.
The parrot turns to the man and says, "You know, for someone who can't fly, you're a lippy bastard!"
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